In other news: Scientists discover farting is more satisfying than burping.
(Tax dollars hard at work)
Oh yeah, I’m off to Abu Dhabi. This is a terrible picture of James and I. James Nord and Ashley Simko and Frommetoyou are coming. Puma is sending us there to cover the Volvo Ocean Races.
WE’RE HAVING A PARTY YOU CAN’T SEE!
xoxoxo
next stop, the Middle East…
It’s a good thing Puma isn’t hiring based on grammatical skills. We’ll be re-reading Mike Albo’s The Junket instead.
Every time a hipster “writer” misuses a pronoun, Me want to take a shot… At them, with a gun.
-Traditionally, the rosary was made from the bones of unbaptized young children.
—OMG!
-Yup.
Late to bed. Early to rise.
What the new year will bring
Is a…
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npr:
No “America’s Next Top Model?”
On another note, they don’t pay enough money on “Fear Factor” in my opinion. By the time you pay taxes you will have eaten that scorpion, rolled around in a pit of vipers and let red ants walk on your eyeballs for about $10. — Tanya
A Random List of Game/Competition Shows and their Respective Prizes
via Derek
Ugh. Look how terrible that cell formatting is.
If you ever get the chance to tell someone that you love them. Take it. They are few and far between.
That new MI commercial is edited terribly. “I don’t seduce, I just…” Duce.
Sony will release Evil Dead remake
The fourth film in the cult horror movie series that began in 1981 with writer-director Sam Raimi’s The Evil Dead has found a distributor.
Tentatively pooping my pants.
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