Hey men, this is what it’s like to be a lady:
1. Go to the grocery store and buy 26 bucks worth of groceries you don’t need just so you have enough stuff in your basket to hide the one embarrassing, kinda gross thing you actually need.
2. Text your best friend about it.
The end.
Hey ladies, can you guess what’s underneath that spinach?!
All that plus Tampax for 26 bucks? Not bad.